Snap of TWORESPECT? :P

5:14 AM Monday, August 4, 2008

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HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
yes. this blog is open. HAHAS.
but right. the relink picture at previous blog was super sad. there were typos!
i used we. then i changed to I. AHHHHHHHHHH.
but oh wells. HAHAS.

LALALAS. today was a very boring day. YAWNS.
lalalas. BOOM. -.- i think i should tell you a story that i told kimberly when i was high. :D

story ONE.
There was cookie monster. He was eating a cookie.
then the crumb WILL FLY eveywhere
THEN IT WILL DROP INTO THE ELMO'S GOLDFISH BOWL
BUT APPARENTLY
THE GOLDFISH AINT GOLD
ITS GREEN
LIME GREEN
TTHEN IT ATE THE CRUMB
JUST WHEN BLUE SCALY ELMO ENTERED.
COOKIE MONSTER WAS AFRAID BECAUSE OF THE DEATH OF BLUE SCALY ELMO'S PREVIOUS GOLDFISH
HE RAN AND RAN
AND PUSHED THE RUBBISH GREEN CHARACTER OUT FOMR THE BIM
MEANWHILE
BLUE SCALY ELMO WAS ABOUT TO FEED HIS LIME GREEN GOLDFISH
WHEN HIS LIME GREEN GOLDFISH TURNED INTO RED
THEN BLCK
THEN HOT PINK
THEN YELLOW.
THEN SILVER
THEN BRONZE
THEN RAINBOW
THEN BLUE
AND IT STOPED
AT BLUE
THEN ELMO WAS FREAKING HAPPY COS HE LONGED FOR A GOLDFISH SAMED COLOURED AS HIM
THEN ELMO JUMPED AND JUMPED AND JUMPED
AND THEN HIS APPARENTLY BLUE GLODFISH
TURNED LIGHT GREEN
THEN ELMO WAS SO SAD HE RIED
CRIED
WHEN THE GREEN DUSTBIM FELLOW SAW
HE WENT UP TO ELMO AND SAID
ARE YOU OK?
THEN ELMO
HIS EYES WERE SO WATERY HE ONLY SAW A GREEN FIGUE
THEN ELMO GRABBED HIS NECK
AND SAID ANGRILY
WHY DID YOU MAKE MY FISHY TURN GREEN!
WHY WHY WHY?!
THEN THE GREEN FELLOW BROKE LOSE AND RAN
ELMO CHASED
THEY RAN AROUND THE WORLD 8 TIMES
MEANWHILE
COOKIE MONSTER GOT OUT FROM THE DUSTBIN
AND STOLE ELMO'S FISH
HE REPLACED IT WITH A GOLDEN COLOURED FISH
AND WHEN ELMO RETURNED,
HE WAS VERY TIRED AND EVERY THING WAS BLUR..
THEN HE SAW SMT GOLD
(WHOCH WAS THE GOLDFISH)
MISTAKING IT FOR MONEY
HE TOOK IT OUT
AND "SQUISHED"!
THEY GOLDFISH DIED
WHEN ELMO CAME TO HIS SENSES
HE LOOKED AT THE RED GOLDFISH
AND HE CRIED AND CRIED AND CRIED
AND CRIED AND CRIED AND CRIED AND CRIED
AND CRIED AND CRIED AND CRIED AND CRIED
AND CRIEDAND CRIEDAND CRIEDAND CRIED AND CRIEDAND CRIEDAND CRIED
AND CRIEDAND CRIED
AND CRIED
AND CRIED
AND CRIED
AND CRIED
AND CRIED
AND CRIED
AND CRIED
AND CRIED
AND CRIED
AND CRIED
AND CRIED
AND THEN
the end

STORY TWO.
this happened veryveryvery long time ago
there was this retarded girl.
she was very poor
so,
one day
her grandma was about to die
and her last present for the girl was a packet of M&MS
then the grandmother said
"girl ar.. you must.."
and she died
then the retarded girl cried while opening the m&ms
then she saw the letter M
so she thought
"grandma didnt finish her sentence! i must figure it out! the message is a jigsaw puzzle in this packet of colourful items”
then she sat down in a park
she laid the chocolates on the table
and she tried t match
but she just didnt realise it was all letter Ms.
then the sun got relaly hot
and then the chocolates melted.
devastated
she took a walk at the park
crying
"i'll never know what grandma wanted to tell me"
then she walked aimlessly
and she crossed a busy road
then BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM'
she was knocked down by a car
the driver came out.
and the retarded girl saw a packet of M&MS on the floor which came out from the car
she said to the driver
"my grandma's message is in there! help me find out..!"
pointing to the packet
and she died due to excessive loss of blood
then when the retarted girl died,
the driver though to himself
hmm.
if the msg was in the M&MS oacket
wont the grandma be saying.
mmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmm
then he drove off.
and he forgot the girl was on the floor
and drove over her.
the end
-.-

GOSH i'm lame. -.- i'm like telling the whole world la. HAHAS.

anws, its like this lor. ok.. i'm done.

LISHAN WAS HERE!
-JOHN! HAPPY ABIT LA.